2. "Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny so they have to settle for being obnoxious?" -someone who I can't remember their name

 

3."My gosh the mellophone is heavy, but SO worth it!!"

 

4. "Catch on fire with enthusiam and people will come from miles to watch you burn" - I can't remember this guy's name either

 

5. "Win as if you're used to it; lose as if you enjoyed it for a change." -can't remember

 

6. "Uniform parts: check, Instrument: check, Bathroom Break...uh-oh!"

 

7. "Why don't we get Wednesday mornings without earlybird instead of Tuesdays?"

 

8. "Man Alive! I wish I could dance like Tascha!"

 

9. "Daaaaaaa da dada daaa da dada daaa da daaaaaaaa da da daaaa da da da daaaa naaaaaaa daaadaa" (that's you singing the end of closer in your head)

 

10. "Going to the football games would be even better if we would win a few!"

 

11. "mellos baby da na na na na na na na na na"

 

12. "I hate slides... Good thing the show's full of them."

 

13.  "Ok so tonight I have to finish my history project that's due tomorrow that I haven't started yet, three pages of excruciatingly hard math homework, research for and finish my English essay, and read a chapter of science textbook.  I should be able to get that done at a decent hour of the night.  Oh wait it's Tuesday today...I've got marching band rehearsal.  Looks like another all nighter.  Dagnabbit!  Maybe I should stop procrastinating...nah."

 

14.  "Man I forgot to say my number for role call AGAIN!  I hate when I do that."

 

15.  "My drill book is falling apart."

 

16.  "I hate it when at marching band rehearsals people come and try to mooch off your water.  I mean, why don't they just bring their own bottle; it's not that hard.  I think next band rehearsal I'm going to bring one of those huge like 5 gallon water jugs with the little spout at the bottom and plastice cups.  Then when people try to mooch off me, since I have so much water, I'll charge them like $1 a cup.  Really thirsty people might pay it too."

 

17. "Are my arms still attached to me?  I can't feel them now that I've been holding the mello up for so long."

 

18. "Maybe I really should write messages on the bottom of my shoes!"

 

19.  "What is the difference between a trumpet player and a horn player?

trumpet player:
     argues with building when it won't get out of the way
     sleeps in locomotive
     claims it's too easy to catch bullets in teeth explaining why he really can't
     saves water to drink after every triple C
     thinks he's god.

horn player:
     lifts buildings and walks under them
     kicks locomotives off the tracks
     catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them
     freezes water with a single glance
     is god" (off the website link below)