2.  "If bassoons are clowns, than horns are kings."

 

3.  "If I were in a submarine, I would make myself cry so that I could see if you could tell that your crying underwater, even though the tears would dissolve into the surrounding water." (spawned from a conversation with Leland)

 

4.  "It's hot, where's the choir?"

 

5.  "It's staccato, not fwa-ccato."  (with help from Heather)

 

6. "Ha ha ha" (get it? It's me laughing.)

 

7.  "And we leave as one too...three"

 

8.  "It's hot, but the choir's not in here.  It'd be cool if they were."

 

9.  "Did you see Cheers last night? ha ha ha!"

 

10. "I would cry, too, if I were dead."

 

11.  "But I can't raise the roof.  I don't have enough muscles!"

 

12.  "Some people tell me I'm devilish, well not really, but if they did, I would inform them it's because my name spelled backwards is AchSATAN."

 

13. "I can't believe it's not butter" (In a Scottish accent, well sorta)

 

14. "The reason I like the band room is because it's always an adventure.  You never know when a stand is going to magically jump in your way or a chair will cause you to trip or which trumpet player is going to be playing those crazy high notes when you walk in the room or which instrument cases will be sitting right in front of your locker so you can't get to it.  No, wait; it's always a trombone case."

 

15. "That kinda looks like the orchestra bus.  It is the orchestra bus!"